How many social networking strategists does it take to change a lightbulb?

With all I'm learning about social media, and my growing fascination with it, I just had to share these posts by dozens of "social medialites" poking fun at themselves and these quickly expanding technologies. 

The original question was posted by Scott Monty: How many social networking strategists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Andy Finkle brought attention to Scott's question on his blog and collected even more (creative) responses.

Be sure to check them both out. If you've got more ideas, be sure to add them in the comments. Enjoy!